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Post by Charlize Theron on Feb 12, 2014 4:36:49 GMT
Charlize Theron Confessional
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Post by Charlize Theron on Feb 15, 2014 4:38:38 GMT
Why not recommend my own game?! Might as well <3 These bitches don't know me!
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Post by Ellen Degeneres on Feb 15, 2014 4:57:15 GMT
Wait wait wait wait..are you damien from CYS!!?? <3
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Post by Charlize Theron on Feb 15, 2014 5:00:30 GMT
omg yes! hahahahaha
Portia didn't tell you?
Dang…I see why you're getting divorced..
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Post by Ellen Degeneres on Feb 15, 2014 5:01:52 GMT
omg yes! hahahahaha Portia didn't tell you? Dang…I see why you're getting divorced.. Bahahaha. No she didn't! She's been so freakin busy with college. (Hense why she hasn't even been on this board much lately) I am going to yell at her when I see her next week for her birthday <3 I am so happy! I'm glad you are playing  |
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Post by Charlize Theron on Feb 15, 2014 5:06:19 GMT
"college" = another woman!
Just warning you!
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Post by Charlize Theron on Feb 15, 2014 5:06:30 GMT
I'm happy to be here as well <3
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Post by Charlize Theron on Feb 16, 2014 16:44:42 GMT
My tribal council answer was a load of shit! I hate both of them but I need them to like be because I need to be their third. If not, we will continue to lose and I could be gone next! I need to make a swap so I can betray their asses
Them - J-Law & Chris
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Post by Charlize Theron on Feb 16, 2014 22:31:41 GMT
NICKI!!!!! <3333333333333333
Bitch, I love you!
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Post by Charlize Theron on Feb 19, 2014 4:51:32 GMT
Snotty Owls
 Okay, I need to fill you all in on what has been happening!! So we got divided into tribes and I was all "yip-de-tah" for the Snowy Owls. Yay Snowy Owls…let's win shit. In my mind I was thinking, are we there yet? Can this just be over? It was like bad sex. We lost every challenge and had to lose two people. I wish we could have lost three more. I don't think I've ever considered a tribe so robotic in my ORG life. Like, go play some music and lighten up.
Okay, so we lost two challenges and had to vote off Dumbfuck 1 and Dumbfuck 2. They did nothing to help the tribe and never spoke to us. In fact, they were pretty much considered nobodies until they were voted out. Hunter came back online after he got out saying he wishes he could have another chance. You had your chance, buddy, and you fucked the wrong girl! You can't just come back 9 months later saying you want the baby. She is done with you! Now you just pay child support…have fun being lame! Then we have the criminally insane walking around like they are actual celebrities. Bitch, did you see yourself on the big screen? Did you win an Oscar for BEST actress? No. Get out! In all reality, I hated everyone on the Owls tribe. J-Law and Chris have an "alliance" with me but they are SO boring to talk to. Everything they say is "game" "game" "game"…can't you talk about anything else? Like…tell me about yourself. Have a REAL social game, not a boring as fuck one. It will get you more friends. And it might have helped you with me…because I am a pain in the ass and hard to get along with. I have an alliance with J-Law and Chris to go to final 3…but I don't want to go to final 3 with two people who will crush me in the end. And I do not want to be there puppy either. Because right now, that is what I am. I want to make a big move that will shake this game up. Something needs to happen NOW! I need that All-Star spot so I can play with my new BFF<333 *shoutout…you know who you are babe* Quite honestly, I love going to tribal council. I never do challenges because I love seeing my own tribe vote someone out and squirm. It's way more fun when you have to watch others scramble around you. Like a dying mouse, if they aren't squirming, it either means they are dead or alive. And I want them to SUFFER! It brings me joy to watch them suffer...  |
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Post by Charlize Theron on Feb 20, 2014 18:04:49 GMT
Time To Do Some Damage
 Get ready Ellen and Portia because you are about to see Charlize take a turn for the CRAZY! Chris and myself have talked more on a personal level and, turns out, I know him! I don't want to totally blindside his ass anymore! However…it's not the same for J-Law. She is so fake. Chris and I decided that she is definitely a power player and probably someone we know outside the game. Which is why she needs to be removed from her high horse. We are off to tribal council and I have decided to go with my gut and side with my new friend, Emma! I owe her big time from a past game and so this is me doing her a favor. But, even if I did not owe her, I would still side with her. Me, Maggie, and Emma are going to ROCK the merge together…us magical celebrities. So the plan was to blindside J-Law but there is talk of her having an Idol. I do not think she has one but whatever. So we are going to blindside Ryan this round because he is the one who made the plan on both tribes to get rid of the original Foxes. Myself, Emma, Leo, and Mack will be voting for Ryan. J-Law thinks I am voting with her for Leo. Betty and Ryan want to vote for me for some odd reason. They must know me prior to the game. #loved Whatever, it's time for something big to happen and drama to be started. I am sick of waiting around for people to play this game. If no one else is going to do it, I will! Get ready for some DRAMA!!<3 |
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Post by Charlize Theron on Feb 20, 2014 23:43:02 GMT
Let the drama begin <3 muahahahahahaha
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Post by Charlize Theron on Feb 27, 2014 0:05:15 GMT
Merge, Baby
Merge, baby!! Finally!! I am so excited for this merge because NO ONE expects my alliance to be together right now!
The Bitch Witches consist of myself, Emma, and Maggie. Chris is our #4 and we have a lot of others we are dragging along as well like Leo and Mackelmore. Our first target is going to be Yuzura or Lee because we can get J-Law to vote with us on those two. Then we are going to cut her loose ASAP. She is a nasty little thing. She should accidentally miss and hit herself with an arrow one of these times. That would be pretty epic! If we work everything right, us three witches have a VERY easy road to the final 3. #BitchesUnite
No one really talks much so I can't complain about too many people. I just know I am going to outsmart them ALL!!!
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Post by Charlize Theron on Feb 27, 2014 23:03:45 GMT
I have NO idea what is going to happen tonight! I don't think anyone knows, really. Emma, Lee, Mackelmore, and Leo are voting for Betty. JLaw and Betty are voting for Yuzuru. Chris, Yuzuru, Maggie, and myself are voting for Jennifer. If it happens the way we planned, there will be a tie. Then we will be able to blindside Jennifer with an idol in her pocket. That would be just glorious! I would sing to the heavens. *HALLELUJAH*
I have NO idea how I almost won that last challenge. I guess people just like me. Weird…I am never liked by anyone. The alliance between Maggie, Emma, Chris, and myself is SO secret right now. No one would ever expect us to be an alliance. It is hilarious! We are going to sail through to the end of this game. I am legit SO confident in our alliance!
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Post by Charlize Theron on Feb 28, 2014 1:15:46 GMT
"J-Law: oh my god. you are the biggest liar this game has. i just want you to know you make it to F3, you aren't getting my vote and I hope you fall in hole."
Wow! Thank you so much<3
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